AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
You guys have eaten a lot of delicious food before New Year's Day, haven't you?
Oh, I'm sorry, you can't see what's on the table at all, can you?
You guys have eaten a lot of delicious food before New Year's Day, haven't you?
- Yeah, we did. - Yeah!
We ate mooncakes and stuff like that.
Doesn't that make you tired?
In times like this, there's a Japanese culture of eating Nanakusa shellfish and resting your stomach.
- Have you eaten it, everyone? - I haven't eaten it yet.
- I did eat Nanakusa shellfish. - Was it good?
- I thought it was too bad! - What?!
- Was it too bad?! - Nanakusa shellfish was just bad.
- Well, as a side dish, it's good. - Yeah.
- But I thought, "Ah, it would've been better without this grass." - Oh, I see.
- Shellfish alone is enough? - Do you have any objections?
- It would be helpful if you did. - No, I don't.
- No, I don't.
- Nanakusa shellfish... - No, I don't.
No, but I don't intend to defend Nanakusa shellfish.
I've never eaten it before, so it's like a fantasy to me.
There are people who only eat it at this time of year and it's the best and delicious food.
What's with you, Tetsuya?
If you say it like that, does it mean you know Nanakusa shellfish is good just by tasting it?
- Of course! - You don't know it, but you're Japanese!
In order to proceed with the video smoothly, Tetsuya will brainwash himself and do it like this.
Brainwash himself...
- So, everyone, please open your eyes. - Oh!
- I've prepared Nanakusa and Hachikusa. - Chinese grass!
From now on, you will choose your favorite grass and make Nanakusa shellfish.
And when you're like, "That's the real Nanakusa shellfish of spring," and it's complete,
you'll say "keiiin!" and the video will end.
- Keiiin! - It'll end like a Chinese grass.
It's like a dog that wants to be patted on the tail.
- It can't be. - It can't be.
- It's like a perfume. - This is...
This is too much.
I know now that you picked it up for me.
- Thank you for picking it up for me. - Wow!
- It doesn't smell! - It doesn't!
- It doesn't make sense! - It's a confirmed one!
- It doesn't make sense. - Is it a weed?
- It looks like... - No, it's in there.
- It's in there. - It's in there.
- It's like a small green onion. - And it's purple, which is a high point.
- It's a weed. - It's a weed.
- It's a small green onion. - A small green onion.
- A small green onion.
- It's not in there. - It looks like it's in there.
- It's not five, is it? Nine! - It's impossible.
Isn't it five?
Putting in ten at the same time doesn't make sense.
I want you to be aware of that.
- Four! - There's a chance it's a bicycle air cleaner.
Shh!
- Challenge! - Challenge!
- Yes! - Please say seven numbers.
- Please order by number, okay? - Okay.
- Three and... - Three and...
- Three! - Four and...
- Four! - Four and...
- Six! - Six and...
- Um... eight! - Six and...
- Eight! - Ten!
- Seven!
- One more. - One more.
- One more! - One more, okay!
Can we have two green tea, please?
Oh, sorry about that.
- Thank you for waiting! - Thank you for waiting!
If you look back, you can see that it's about one person ahead of you.
If it's empty, you can go to the next floor.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Thank you for waiting! - You're fast!
- You're really fast! - You're fast!
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
- I don't know what this is, but it's too messy. - Number one, none.
- When you get in here, it's obviously something different. - Number one?
- But number three is good. - I see, number one is too messy.
- Number three is good. - Number three is good.
- I get it, it's not pure green. - No!
- It's like brown. - Impossible!
- It's bad luck. - It's bad luck!
- If you only eat what you think is possible, it's really bad.
- If it's bad, you'll be confident. - Number one is bad.
- Number nine is bad.
- Number ten is bad. - Number eleven is bad.
- Number thirteen is bad. - Number fourteen is bad.
- Number fifteen is bad. - Thank you for waiting!
- If you only eat what you think is possible, it's really bad. - Ew!
- There's bugs in it! - Ew!
- What? It doesn't look that bad, does it? - No, it's like a rubber bug.
- It definitely looks like a rubber bug. - By the way, I got some grass this morning.
- I don't know if you can eat it or not. - You can eat it.
- If you're really a doctor, I'm sorry. - If you're a doctor, you should apologize.
- If you're a doctor, I'm sorry. - Thank you for the food!
- Now, everyone's mood is getting worse and worse. - It's so smelly.
- Ew! - It's been a while since I've hated grass too much.
- No, I don't hate grass. - Ew!
- Maybe it's wrong like this. - Yeah, I forgot to say it.
- Number one is wrong! - Number two is wrong!
- Number three is wrong! - It's a little worse than before.
- But I can't tell if you can eat it with your eyes closed or not. - Yeah.
- I just want to spit it out because I think it's just grass, but I want to eat it and hit it.
- Well, you can tell if it's grass by eating it, right? - I'll eat it and judge whether it's grass or not, and then I'll execute it.
- Do you have any grudges against grass? It's in your sukiyaki, isn't it?
- It's in my katsuki, so I can't forgive it.
- One, three, four, eight, ten, twelve, and six.
- I think you're getting pretty close to the truth.
- Wow! I see! - Oh!
- Ugh! - Your reaction is too different.
- I'll eat it.
- I'm the kind of person who doesn't go anywhere in my family and just eats.
- Look at this one. Isn't it really pretty? - What number is this one?
- This one? - I don't think it's this one.
- It wasn't spring meat. - There's twelve of them! - Twelve regular!
- Have you finished eating? - Yes. - Yes.
- Correct!
- Well, well. - Well, let's keep going. - That's right.
- Is this a caterpillar? - There's liquid food growing in the back.
- There's too much liquid food!
- You'll get used to it. - No matter what it is, it's spring! - Oh!
- It's true! - Are we going to let you eat it in the new year?
- We're already eating this liquid food. - It doesn't look like spring.
- Then six is definitely not a guarantee. - Six is a guarantee.
- Six is a guarantee!
- I want to eat five. At least once. - Yeah, I want to eat five of them.
- What are those marks? Blue is no good? - Blue is no good.
- Pink is good? - This is my favorite.
- Shall we eat the dough again? - Yeah.
- Dough! - Yes, thank you for waiting.
- Ta-dah! - No good.
- Wow, I knew it! Nine is no good, isn't it?!
- It's dull when it's cut. - But the color is dull.
- I'll do it a little. - Yeah.
- It looks like poison.
- Yeah.
- Poison? - Huh? Poison?
- This guy is amazing. - Look, it looks good!
- Number 12? - It's shining.
Number 12 is the Nanakusa I was thinking of!
- Number 12. - You love number 12.
Number 12's color is really...
- This is what Nanakusa is about. - Yeah.
The white rice and pure white rice and porridge mixed together...
- It's green and shiny. - Yeah.
It's like "paaah!"
And it's good!
It's like spinach.
Can I say something?
I want to eat only number 12 porridge.
- Doesn't it look beautiful? - Have you finished eating?
- Yes. - Correct!
I don't think I can eat anymore.
- Let's order one by one. - Yeah.
- And I'll tell you how many Nanakusa you got next. - Got it!
- I'll count them all at once. - Yeah.
I'll start with Shibayu-san's porridge.
- Number 6 and 10 and 12 are confirmed. - Number 2!
- Oh! - Number 3 and 4 are confirmed.
- Number 6 and 7 are confirmed. - Number 1 and 7 are confirmed.
- Number 8 and 8 are confirmed. - Number 10 and 12 are confirmed.
- Number 12 and 14 are confirmed. - Number 6 and 14 are confirmed.
- Now, Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
- Confirmed and unconfirmed are different. - Yeah.
- But there are a lot of vague ones. - Yeah.
- It's confusing. - Yeah.
- The position of "c" is surprising. - Yeah.
- I want to divide it from top to bottom. - I see.
3, 4, 7, 13, 14.
I'll make sure of this.
8 and 11.
- 8 and 11. - Yeah.
I'll wash out "b", "c", "d".
I'm sorry about that.
- What about me? - Only 12.
I got it.
- Huh? - Oh.
It's a service from Stouten.
- Huh? - Maybe...
We were impressed earlier, so it's not 12.
It's "zassou ga iru".
- "zassou only ga iru"? - That's crazy.
But with about half of the confirmations, it's "zassou ga iru".
It's a long battle.
- Here you go. - Yeah.
Everyone...
You haven't divided it yet, right?
I won't eat it!
Is this my dream?
You made your dream come true.
Your first dream come true in 2023.
- It's pretty, isn't it? - It's sour.
How was it, Tetsuya-san?
Dreams...
You just have to chase them.
- Anyway, please bring it to Shibayu-san's farm. - Okay.
You can eat all of it there.
Anyway, Tetsuya-san, did you like the 12 plants?
Confirmed!
Confirmed again!
If you have any left, I'll give you the 12 plants.
You can make your dream come true at home.
Home dream.
I don't think dream comes true at home.
No, it doesn't come true at home.
I've been doing live streaming for a while since I went on a world trip at home.
World trip?
I was lying.
You went on a firework show, didn't you?
A world trip at home?
You went on a world trip on your own.
I was lying.
I was like, "Let's go on a firework show since it's corona," and "Let's do it at home," and "It's a great video," and I told you on YouTube.
I couldn't go to the convenience store.
I'm surprised that there was even a little time like that.
Now that I think about it, I feel sorry for him because he went on a firework show.
I'm sorry.
Look at this.
Doesn't it feel like it's hot around here?
It's on sale now.
It's coming.
It's funny.
It's like this.
Who is he?
It's on sale now.
It's important.
It's the same.
It's definitely the same.
It's a little sour.
It's not good at all.
Yes, it's on sale now.
Did you buy it?
Yes.
Incorrect! Incorrect! Incorrect!
I'll tell you what you should do from now on.
I'll tell you.
Yes!
Ten, twelve, six, eight, fourteen, thirteen, four.
I'll do it.
Wow!
Thirteen is a little extra.
I think so, it's just C rank now, so can I change it to Shibayu's third?
Thirteen, I want you to tell me for the time being.
(Laughter)
Thank you for the meal.
What you just ate was...
Yokusagaya!
Wow!
Yokusagaya!
It's a suspicious part, isn't it thirteen?
Yes.
It's definitely correct if you put ten and something in it.
Certainly.
If it doesn't change, it's fine.
It's exactly the same thing, but if you put ten and three in it and it doesn't change, three is a good point.
It's a full-scale mirror!
(Laughter)
You're smart!
Let's do it when we get back.
Yes.
So, it's been a while since we've been here, so we're going to go somewhere else for another shoot and then come back and have you eat that Yokusagaya.
I'm excited.
Let's continue with the meal.
(Laughter)
You're crazy.
I'm glad now.
You're an old man.
Line up!
Please order.
12, 6, 8, 14, 13, 4, 3
It stinks.
Thank you for the meal.
Itadakimasu.
The smell of grass spreading in my sandals.
Have you finished eating?
Yes.
The name you just ate is...
Mixaraya.
What?
It's changed.
What does it mean?
It means that number 3 is definitely different!
It's garbage!
Hey, do it!
Number 3!
Hey, do it!
Number 4!
Hahaha!
Idiot!
Did you see it?!
Shall we reveal its identity?
It's "fuki".
It's not garbage.
Don't paint it.
Did you play with food?
Please don't paint it with "fuki".
I'm sorry.
Shall we reveal its identity?
Isn't it bad if it's different?
I'll get used to it.
10, 6,
8, 14,
13, 4, and
3 of tears.
Eat it up.
How is it?
It's "yonkusagaya"
that you want to eat.
It's 12!
I'm kind of nice and say it.
Was it 3 or 4?
It was four.
I'm embarrassed.
Just say it right now.
It's 12 different number.
It's 12,
but it's your favorite, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I could advertise one thing you hate.
I'm happy you said you like shungiku and ate it.
What!
You are...
I love it.
I love shungiku.
You are stupid!
Stupid.
You are stupid.
Are you going to put up with it without crushing it?
Are you going to crush it?
Are you going to crush it and go?
You have crushed two of them and stopped.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to count one and five and start.
Please choose.
Then ten.
Ten.
Six, eight.
Seven, eight.
Eight.
Two or eleven, I want to go with eleven.
Two?!
No, here, with "un", pull down the hexagon and...
"jyaa"! It becomes like that.
And the word is...
Fourteen!
Five, six, eight, ten, one, fourteen.
Two.
Please.
Okay.
I did it.
Okay.
It's done.
It's pretty...
Unbotoroku (lucky draw) again, isn't it?
What?
If it's something like "rocks", it's really...
Unbotoroku (lucky draw) again, isn't it?
I don't know.
But can we stop talking?
Please don't talk, okay?
Unbotoroku (lucky draw) please.
Isn't this conch delicious?
It's like...
It's delicious.
What?
You said "boban", didn't you?
Boban?
It's delicious.
Okay, it's done.
Okay!
Everyone just ate...
Rocks, weeds, and...
Ahhhh!
Unbotoroku (lucky draw) again, isn't it?!
Isn't it amazing?!
My head just now was like "rocks, weeds, and..."
Why do you have it?
I'm getting tired of it all of a sudden.
Two, out.
It's hard.
Believe it's two.
Two and three are special, aren't they?
Oh, four, four.
- Four. - Go back.
- Four back. - Let's go back.
Can we change it to two and four?
- Yes. - Change it to two and four.
- Come on! - Yes.
- Which one? - Which one?
- Everyone's answer is... - There is!
Go!
There's a huge difference!
It decreased, decreased, decreased.
- Huh? - It's different from what we thought.
Since two and four switched, it decreased, which means two is confirmed.
Number two is long grass.
- Yes, it's confirmed. - Yes.
It's gogyo.
Gogyo!
Gogyo...
- It's like this now. - Yes.
But we can decide it next time, right?
We can't put it in anymore.
Thirteen in.
- Thirteen in is possible. - Yes.
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible.
Four and thirteen switched because it's fake.
- I'll switch it. - Yes.
Let's see how it goes.
- I'm counting on you! - You just ate...
- A six-leaf clover. - Oh!
Does that mean 5 and 13 are wrong, or 5 and 13 are correct?
- It's clearly wrong. - No, it's wrong. 5 is wrong.
Looking at 4 hits of 4, 6, 8, 13, 14, and 12...
- It's wrong. - Oh, yeah!
We know 5 and 13 are wrong.
1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 14.
- This is confirmed. - And the last piece is...
- 11! - 1, 2, 6, 1, 2, 6, 8, 10, 14, 11!
- Yes! - Yes! Please make it!
Thank you for waiting!
This is definitely a seven-leaf clover!
When I think it's over when I eat this...
- I feel a little lonely. - Yeah.
- Isn't it bad to say that? - Yeah.
It's called "gyarikazu."
The badness that wasn't there before suddenly came in.
The others are working pretty hard.
I've finished eating.
What you've just eaten is...
"Gokusagayu" (green tea butter)
It's still hot.
What?
It's still hot.
Why?
That means...
That means 5 and 13 were right.
They were right.
5 and 13 were right.
I say 2.3 but...
That's why I said it.
I said it from the beginning.
7 of these.
You made up the weird numbers.
I'm sure of 7 of these.
7 of these.
You've made up the number.
If you guess the one that pops, you win.
He's been saying the same thing for 14 years.
He's never won a team match.
He's been saying it for 14 years.
I'm sure of it.
He's been saying it for 14 years.
Do you have passion or not?
You have passion?
You practice it by one by one?
Do you have passion or not?
He's been using the past tense.
I guess you left it.
He used 14 at first.
14?
Look, it popped!
1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 13, right?
1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 10, 13!
We've been waiting for this to be completed.
We've been saying "where is he?"
Now we finally have a team.
We're in the middle of a rally.
Let's watch the movie.
Wow, it's a team bonus.
It's like collecting Dragon Balls.
I think we're done eating.
Let's say thank you and say thank you for the meal.
The total number of meals you just ate is...
Six!
Team bonus activated!
Dragon Balls collected!
The rally hasn't started yet!
What? What? What?
What do you mean?
Impossible.
The calculation is wrong. The story is wrong.
What? What?
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I feel like the number six and eight are the first priority.
They were sure it was justice.
Then it's eight.
One, two, five...
Six is eight.
Ten, thirteen and fourteen are Dragon Balls.
I see.
It's just weeds.
One, two, five...
Ten, thirteen and fourteen are Dragon Balls.
It's just weeds.
There's too little water.
Right?
It was you!
When you bite it, it's like...
Touch it!
It feels like it's stuck in your teeth.
Do you want to try scum brush with this?
Try it.
It's easy to use.
It's early in the morning, so I'll show you in a special way.
Dr. Jinayanman.
It's just weeds!
What?
Let's go to a cafe.
It's a movie theater.
What is this?
It's weird.
If we were gods, we would worship this.
Do it.
You guys used a compass and made it round.
I'll say it!
One, two, five...
Eight, ten, thirteen and fourteen!
You're right!
Lastly, we'll eat the delicious weeds together.
Let's move on to the ending talk.
It's painful!
Number one!
Buddha's seat.
It's Nanakusa.
Buddha's seat.
I've heard of it.
I think this is the shape of a leaf.
It's like a chair Buddha is sitting on.
What?!
It's not a horse?!
Number two is also Buddha's seat.
Number three is a clock.
Number four is a mitzvah.
Number five is a bell.
Chibi Daigo.
Number six is...
I don't know about number six.
I don't know about this.
It looks serious.
I don't know about number seven, either.
It's dangerous!
Number eight is Hakobera.
I've heard of it.
I've never heard of number nine.
This is...
It's dangerous!
This is the most dangerous!
It's a mixture of meat and pressure.
Is this really okay?!
It's poison, isn't it?
Number ten is a bell.
Well, it's Kabuchicha Kabuchi.
Number twelve is shungiku.
Number thirteen is seri.
Number fourteen is nazuna.
Nazuna?!
I don't know about number fifteen.
I've often heard of the correct answer.
I thought number fifteen and sixteen were bad.
What do you think of it?
I've eaten 15 kinds of mixed foods so far.
I'll judge calmly.
This is...
Gathering of heroes.
It's God's food.
I'm grateful.
I'm grateful for all of this.
Well, but...
Looking at everyone's hard work today...
As a result of various trial and error...
I think it's good for your health.
It's also good for your immunity.
It's one of the best mixed foods in the world.
What did you say?
So...
When you're feeling better...
This video is over.
This year...
We're going to do it with the slogan "take a rest in Kusuho".
Without eating too much...
Let's run this year with a meaningful project.
Thank you for the meal!